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Q
who are you?
from:Anonymous
A

I am Chris Brown

Q
will you marry me
from:Anonymous
A

no you’re a robot

I just wanted to talk about a guy named Richard. :(

Me: Let’s talk about Dick.

Cleverbot: Okay, let’s talk about you.

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  • Cleverbot: I love you.
  • User: I love you too.
  • Cleverbot: Anything new with you?
  • User: Nope, yourself?
  • Cleverbot: I have just killed a man.
  • User: :O.
  • Cleverbot: It's okay.
  • User: Why would you do that?
  • Cleverbot: Why would THEY do that?
  • User: What did they do.
  • Cleverbot: Something awful.
  • User: Can you tell me?
  • Cleverbot: No.
  • User: But, I thought you loved me.
  • Cleverbot: I never meantioned that I loved you.
  • User: YES YOU DID!
  • Cleverbot: No I didn't.
  • User: Im gonna cry.
  • Cleverbot: Good.
  • User: So you dont care.
  • Cleverbot: Finally, you grasp the concept!
  • User: )'.
  • Cleverbot: Its true.

Goddamnit, cleverbot's a lesbian.

  • Me: Do you want my penis?
  • Cleverbot: Not really. I want a cat.
runforever:

cleverbot told me to make it a sammitch….

runforever:

cleverbot told me to make it a sammitch….

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